Introduction

We are the Deaners. My wife is Paige, I'm Greg, and our little 8-month-old minion is Eliana. We are Magisterium-following, rosary-swinging, ash-wearing Catholics. Here is a brief history of our lives together:

The Meeting
Paige and Greg meet at a funeral. Talk. She friends him on Myspace(Old School!). They chat. He says her boyfriend is a jerk. She calls him a jerk. She blocks him. Adeau forever?

The Haircut
Two years pass. She magically reappears on his friend list with hot short haircut. He asks her when she became hot. She says she's always been hot and he's a jerk for not noticing. They start talking again.

The Proposal
He says "wouldn't it be funny if we started dating?". They date for three months. They adopt cats. He says "Wouldn't it be funny if we got married?". The get engaged and get married many months later. It was funny.

The Conversions
She gets a calling from Mother Mary. Can't deny it. Starts going to church. She asks to have the marriage convalidated. He says "sure, whatevs". He starts going to church and marriage prep. He figures out that this stuff makes alot of sense. He converts.

The Minion
He plus she = another she.

And here we are! I just realized this is the only photo with all three of us that I can find.